Why Women Should (but probably won’t) rule the world (2 of 2)

The successful female is genetically hazardous to her own species.

— Xenocrates

As we were discussing in the previous post, Sasha Fierce, aka Beyoncé Knowles seems to have some pretty misplaced conceptions about who runs the world. So we decided to ask the question (hypothetically), why can’t women run the world? We covered the first five of what I believe to be the top ten of those reasons. In this post, I cover the top five. If you thought the previous post on this issue was a doozy, then hang on to your stockings. This one bites.

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■ Special Thanks: My good friend Stéphanie Jevtić for her priceless contribution to this article.
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Why Women Should (but probably won’t) Rule The World (1 of 2)

Inequality is a necessity while equality is a pacifying concept.

— Xenocrates

Beyoncé Wishes

I could tell you why men rule the world, but then I’d just be insulting your intelligence. A more intriguing question to ask is, why is it that women don’t rule the world? No, really. With all the power that they wield over men, why is it that women don’t already rule the world? Men have ruled the world from the dawn of civilization. With all the amazing things that are going on for women, (education, equality, etc.). It’s not exactly impossible is it? Well… you’d be surprised.

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Top 10 Strangest Things Women Do

“Women care more about how they feel than how they think.”

– Xenocrates

Yeah, I know doggie. There’s something rather odd about this gender.

Women are simultaneously the source of my greatest joy and pain. While I always appreciate the love they perniciously bestow, there are times they do things which defy every sense of reason that any rational human male has the capacity to fathom. This post covers what I think are ten of the worst of them.