10 Stupid Things You Do Everyday

Common sense is an oxymoron

— Xenocrates

How smart do you think you really are? If I asked you if you had common sense, how would you answer? Some of you might think that you’re pretty intelligent. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are even some of you who think that you have above average intelligence. If you ever thought this to yourself, then I’m going to prove to you that this is probably not accurate.

Read more…

---

■ E-mail: accordingtoxen[at]gmail[dot]com

How White Men Conquered the World

It’s not by hypocrisy that the playing field isn’t level. It’s by necessity.

- Xenocrates

The greatest conquerors of the old (and new) world are white. Why is that?

Have you ever wondered how is it that white folks essentially control the vast majority of the power in the world? I’ve heard many theories on the subject, from Afrocentric philosophers to white supremacists – all of which have gaping holes in their logic. The answer is deceptively simple. This time, it’s nurture that has compelled nature in the most profound way possible.

The Danger of Educating Women

“Women who desire to become equal with men become less valuable as women.”

- Xenocrates

I, the fat lady, do hereby declare that I have sung. Now where’s my lighter?

If all the women in the world were to be truly liberated, in the sense that they were all educated at the same level as their male counterparts, given truly equal opportunities to occupy all the same positions that men currently do, what do you think will happen to our capacity to continue our existence?

Dumbsploitation

“Modern Capitalism is the art of creating a demand where no need exists.”

- Xenocrates

At some point in time in your life, you’ve given yourself to becoming exploited either by your emotional gullibility or your impetuous spontaneity. This has been made possible either by social or economic systems designed specifically to take advantage of the fact that you, like most of your friends, accept most of the things you see and believe for exactly what you perceive them to be the first time you see them.

Translation: You’re being exploited because you’re a dummy. If you answer yes to any of these, your stupid gene is alive and well. Rejoice: